answered 3 months ago / reblog
May
13
I DIDN'T WANT TO FIND IT I WAS FORCED AND I DON'T WANNA FOLLOW U BUT I CAN'T FIND THE UNFOLLOW BUTTON. STAY AWAY! SHE'S A WITCH! SHE SUCKED MY SOUL OUT THROUGH THE LENS OF CAMERA AND NOW I'M JUST AN ANIMATED CORPSE RELEGATED TO SPEWING PRAISE IN HER GENERAL DIRECTION SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEEeeeeeee (but really it was from ao3 as id nerded over your your writing...)

onsheka:

queenofblackice:

onsheka:

linddzz:

SILENCE MINION bACK TO MInDLESS PRAISE

ALL HAIL TRUE QUEEN OF BLACKICE

Woah there, son.

*hiss* fight me Pretender

Unfortunately for you, true monarchs have no need to fight peasants to reassert their titles. Also, i’m still on indefinite takeover vacation in the Maldives.

answered 3 months ago / reblog
May
13
I DIDN'T WANT TO FIND IT I WAS FORCED AND I DON'T WANNA FOLLOW U BUT I CAN'T FIND THE UNFOLLOW BUTTON. STAY AWAY! SHE'S A WITCH! SHE SUCKED MY SOUL OUT THROUGH THE LENS OF CAMERA AND NOW I'M JUST AN ANIMATED CORPSE RELEGATED TO SPEWING PRAISE IN HER GENERAL DIRECTION SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEEeeeeeee (but really it was from ao3 as id nerded over your your writing...)

onsheka:

linddzz:

SILENCE MINION bACK TO MInDLESS PRAISE

ALL HAIL TRUE QUEEN OF BLACKICE

Woah there, son.

reblogged 8 months ago / reblog
Dec
15

*Dear Blackice Shippers (An Open Lettter to Cafe Claussen and Saltwater Waves) 

wickedqueenlovesapples:

Alright, why the fuck are you making JAMIE BENNETT ‘creepy’ and ‘evil’ and ‘abusive’? You guys need to get your facts straight. Pitch is not a ‘warm, caring man with a dry sense of humor and a sad past’. He is a creepy-as-hell motherfucker who has a penchant for screwing with people’s heads and turning them into little copies of himself enshrouded in darkness and fear and misery. William Joyce even admitted he was beyond help in his books (see showdown between Mother Nature and Pitch in the book Sandman and the War of Dreams)and I’m pretty damn sure he’s not going to make nice with Jack and the Guardians after all that stuff that happened in Burgess.
Which brings me to my real point: Jamie. Jamie is basically the embodiment of childhood belief and goodness and trust and loyalty. He is sweetness and light and he gets excited about everything supernatural or strange. One would think this would make him more popular. :/
What he is most certainly not is twisted, mentally insane, manipulative, or abusive. All of these things apply to PITCH. If you make Jamie creepy or write him off you are completely invalidating Jamie’s importance to Jack. And that is something I cannot accept. It’s fine if you want to ‘redeem’ Pitch — but don’t make Jamie the scapegoat. He is not a villain. He is a little boy who kept believing in the Guardians when no one else on this PLANET did. Out of seven billion people he was the Last Light. And that’s pretty damn incredible. Not one other person could have made the same connection his mind did when he started believing in Jack Frost. Not a single one, no matter what anyone else says. I mean really, who sees a magical ice rabbit that explodes into snow in their room and thinks of an expression their mom uses when it’s cold out? Jamie, that’s who. Jack and Jamie are intrinsically tied up in one another’s characters, and they are extremely important to one another both emotionally and in their development as characters. Jack needs Jamie and Jamie needs Jack, whether just as friends or something more. And that is how it is.

alright listen up, punk, you don’t see blackice shippers jumping all over your ship shouting PEDO do ya? don’t rain on our angst parade just because it doesn’t please you. These two stories are very well written and the authors have done NOTHING, i repeat, NOTHING to warrant your rude criticism. They are both ALTERNATE UNIVERSE stories pertaining to worlds that are SO FAR FROM MOVIE OR BOOK CANON ITS LAUGHABLE. Jack Frost isn’t even in the Books! Movie Pitch and Book Pitch are widely regarded as completely separate entities, their histories melded together by some purely for entertainment value in fanfiction and art. Bennefrost only even fucking exists in an AU concept where you age the poor kid to legal consent! HE’S EIGHT YEARS OLD.

Childish belief? Who loses that as soon as they hit puberty? Everyone. Who DEFINITELY loses that when they turn friendship into lust to bone their Guardian Spirit? Anyone who ships bennefrost that’s who.

Pitch is mentally insane? Debatable. I err on the side of FUCK YEAH HE IS AND ITS GREAT. Regardless! These two stories are AU’s and (while i haven’t read Cafe Claussen) deal with a Pitch Black that is damaged but human, not inhuman, not a festering spirit of fear, not a possessed lamenting general. Human. And Jamie? His circumstances, situations, experiences, everything about him (and the other characters) are affected by the AU they live in. Jamie grew up, maybe bad shit happened to him, no one made him terrible without any purpose. And in Saltwater Waves? He’s not a bad kid at all. He has a hopeless crush and much like many teenagers he doesn’t know how to go about handling it. Creepy? Not at all. Confused, yes, scared, yes, in love, yes, rash, most definitely. He is a character and used to further plot as necessary.

I can argue till i’m blue in the face about Jack’s and the Guardian’s as a whole’s need for Pitch Black over Jamie Bennet in the movie any day. What would a hero be without his villain? A self righteous asshole that’s who. Jamie is circumstantial. If he weren’t the last the 2nd to last would be the last. Jamie’s only advantage was waking up and witnessing the Guardians first hand earlier in the movie. Without this interaction everyone would have been screwed. This is the sole reason he held onto his belief as long as he did (refer to the ruined Easter scene where he tried to convince everyone he saw them).

So please, for the sake of civility keep your asinine comments to yourself and ship what you want. We will ship what we want and not fight over it. Thank god you tagged this rant poorly or else you’d have a crap load of angrier people after you than I (admittedly I am the angriest since i am the Queen). And the poor authors, who already display such courage posting their work do not need such slander from the likes of you. Way 2 Go at potentially destroying creativity and the confidence of fans and budding writers. Good Job. A+. What a nice person you are. 

You are a false monarch.

reblogged 8 months ago / reblog
Dec
34

linddzz:

frosty-butt:

linddzz:

linddzz:

yall need to stop following me its getting allarmingly close and i aint got no time for “ask the assholes” so slow down ya shits

diD I STuTTER???????

this calls for a promotion

NO It DoES NOT besides my blog isnt fun lately anyway since i aint got no time for writing lately

no fun at all. infact its a downright SNOOZE. ugh. lame. -unfollows-

posted 8 months ago / reblog
Dec
11

*The Depths of My Soul (Fic) 

This is first and foremost a birthday present for the ever talented, ever extremely lovely Rhapsodii

2ndly. This is also for ALL of blackice week back in whatever month at whatever time. I am the Queen and therefore I am never late. All of you just didn’t get the memo that the real blackice week happened right here. right now. with this fic.

3rdly. Same rules apply for the advent calendar.

Don’t think i’m not aware of my slaves throwing pagan festivals in honor of the holy ship. In fact i secretly organized them all myself and this FearKing bloke ain’t got nothin on my game. 

REGARDLESS

Without further ado:

ao3 Link
ff.net Link

answered 10 months ago / reblog
Oct
1
-hint hint- PItch-king-of-nightmares was Ymirr's Pitch blog, but she deleted it a little while back :)
Anonymous

I’m aware, Kindest of anons. Tis why i reblogged their picture in the first the place! Some one else (a Jack Frost blog i believe) reposted the piece without credit and it has been getting many notes.

reblogged 10 months ago / reblog
Oct
6890
ymirr:

pitch-king-of-nightmares:

((Wasn’t sure which account to add this to, this wasn’t painted for an ask so… But it’s Pitch and I’m shameless.)) 

Share it here as well <3

I’ve seen this lovely piece of art on my dash a lot lately! I think I will reblog the original artist’s piece instead of that repost. :)

ymirr:

pitch-king-of-nightmares:

((Wasn’t sure which account to add this to, this wasn’t painted for an ask so… But it’s Pitch and I’m shameless.)) 

Share it here as well <3

I’ve seen this lovely piece of art on my dash a lot lately! 
I think I will reblog the original artist’s piece instead of that repost. :)

reblogged 10 months ago / reblog
Oct
16
frostsprite:

And Lo, There Came an Era of Peace and Fluffy Animals to the Land

I am flattered and humbled by your dedication to this kingdom! let me reward you with&#8230;whatever you want! I am your humble slave

frostsprite:

And Lo, There Came an Era of Peace and Fluffy Animals to the Land

I am flattered and humbled by your dedication to this kingdom! let me reward you with…whatever you want! I am your humble slave

reblogged 10 months ago / reblog
Oct
31

fearking:

Oh I know, but I think it’s good to spread the events out to allow people time to prepare for them and to have something going on for not only next year but the year after to give people something to look forward to other than new original material releases (as of right now, that would be the other GoC chapter and picture books).  And not to mention Big Bangs usually take months of work, and I have packed in the events for 2014, so there’s really not any more room left, tbh.

I do believe people will still be shipping it in 2015.  I understand the concern, but you guys, we have two new chapter books, and I think like six new picture books coming out.  So it’s not as if the series is even over yet!  But even with that aside there are still fandoms of cult classic movies such as Labyrinth and whatnot still going right now.  Therefore, I really don’t think we have much to worry about because RoTG/GoC has a stronger following than a lot of people think.  I believe because it’s not as big as some other fandoms that people think that it’s non-existent or what have you and that’s not the case.  

I plan on being in this fandom for a good, long time, and as long as I am here, I will be doing my best to host some sort of blackice related event to help keep the creative juices flowing.  But with that aside, there are still plenty of people drawing, writing, editing, cosplaying, etc.

And as far as Blackice Weeks go, don’t worry about not being able to participate in every single one.  The reason why I do so many is so people have options.  

Hear, Hear!

reblogged 10 months ago / reblog
Oct
7

doodlecri:

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